What did I do!? The dumbest dare of my life!?

My dumb pal dared me to do the dumbest thing ever. His dad is little ricky from I love lucy so I always get conned into the dumbest stuff. He's practically like a modern day lucy. He told me he would give me $150 dollars if I took a super glue enema. Now my bean hole is stuck shut and he didn't even give me the money. He said if I drank a huge ton of vinegar with sugar in it it would dissolve the glue when I finally shat water. I did that and all I did was puke the vinegar. I don't want to see a doctor about this tomorrow because I have a game I can't miss. What are better alternatives to undoing this glue. So far all I read online was about mixing vingegar with sugar but little ricky jr. already told me tha tone and it didn't work. please help!